Name: Felix
Age: 11 years
Breed: Labrador/husky/Greyhound
Occupation: Dog
Birthdate: July 4, 1997
Weight: 64 pounds
Likes: toys (but not the rubber squeaky ones because i eat those), treats, playing, sleeping in the sun, sleeping on the people bed, giving kisses, the lady and the dad person, and the other lady that comes here and that guy, and my sisters.
Dislikes: cats, mailmen, Science Diet dog food, lightning, thunder
HEY! Wait a minute, lady. Felix is more than just a dog. Fix that.
Occupation: toy connoisseur and killer; chaser and killer of cats, birds, and snakes; chaser of people who walk by my house including the kids from school and the mailman; thief, brat, and, last but not least, comedian.
Dog Rules
aka Felix’s Rules of Life
1.If I like it, it’s mine
2.If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
3.If I can take it from you, it’s mine
4.If i had it a little while ago, it’s mine
5.if I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
6.if it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
7.if it looks just like mine, it’s mine
8.if I saw it first, it’s mine
9.if you are playing with something and you put it down, it’s automatically mine
10.if it’s broken, it’s yours
me and maggie and my duck
and stuffs to come soon
