The story of Felix begins with the story of my sister, Maggie. You see her on the front page? See, the lady and the dad person were getting a house and they wanted a dog (smart people!). They in some place called Florida when they went to a place that had lots of puppies. They got maggie there and then maggie hadda live at the other lady’s house for a few months because the people’s house wasn’t ready yet.
So then the house was ready and maggie went to live with the people but she was barking all the time. the lady and dad person finally figured out that it was because she was lonely so they went to this place where there was all kinds of puppies and dogs. It’s called a pound or animal shelter. They looked around and then the nice guy showed them the puppy room. They liked my sisters (because they wanted a girl to play with maggie) and put their name on a list for two of them but then, when the lady came back to get one of them, they was already gone! Somebody else was on the list before them and all that was left was me and one of my brothers. the lady called the dad person and said ‘all that’s left is two boy puppies. what do you want me to do?’ smart that the dad person is, he said ‘get one’. Now this nice man was holding me and my brother so the lady could see us and she said ‘now how do i pick just one?’ she petted us and I gave her a kiss. That made her pick me and that was how I got to live with the lady and dad person.
this is that guy. his name’s felix grucci.
There’s more stuffs to come but check this out. this is me on my first day home.
Things that are NOT my fault
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1.It wasn’t me who chewed a hole in the dad person’s long sleeved FRES shirt.
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2.It wasn’t me or Maggie who pulled the drapes down in the living room and we definitely didn’t TP the house no matter what it looked like when the lady and the dad person got home.
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3.I didn’t steal that guy’s screw driver when I was only 8 weeks old.
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4.I didn’t steal the key’s to the lady’s rental car.

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5. This is NOT my fault even if it named after me---------------->
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6.I didn’t pee on the laundry outside and I didn’t try to pee on the dad person’s laptop
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7.I definitely didn’t pee in the same spot the dad person had just finished cleaning.
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8.We didn’t chew on the living room table, the lady’s dresser, or any doors
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9.I didn’t steal the lock nut to the BBQ wheels or the knob to the kitchen cabinet
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10.Connie says she definitely didn’t sit at the table and eat the dad person’s rice and beans when he got up and I didn’t steal the dad person’s pizza or hamburger
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11.Maggie swears somebody else chewed on the deck steps
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12.None of us three knows anything about who dug holes in the yard
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13. I also did NOT sit on the lady’s chair in the living room (***they really are NOT supposed to be up there)
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14. I didn’t pull all the clean white laundry off the bed after the lady brought it up from the dryer
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15. I didn’t chew up two of the dad person’s Disney World baseballs either.
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